TGIF BABY

I know I know it's been a long week, and I apologize for the delay in my blog. In fact I was on Main St. Yesterday and a mom from one of my spawn's school came up and asked me when I was going to write again. So here I am, when we last left I was gong to comment on getting my nails done, well I will give you then short version. I used to think of getting my nails done was a kind of a relaxing " me" time, WRONG!!!!!! Im a creature of habit and usually go to the same places over and over again, I walk in and it's packed, ok no big deal, I had tied the kids up in the basement and left them a p b & j sandwich and a water bottle, figuring in had longer than an hour, (JK about the basement) anyway the door isn't even closed behind me and I hear "what u want today" I'm sorry are you taking to me or the 15 high school girls with perky boobs waiting for the tanning booth? I noticed my regular girl wasn't there, no biggie, I was alone that's all that matters, I politely said fill in please, "sit here now" was her respond and my face started getting hot and red, because I thought that's what I say to our dog, ok Deb just sit down and close your eyes and enjoy the quiet. Ahhhhhhh noooooooo the young lady starts talking to me, and I can't understand a GD thing she is saying, and you would think I would, being married to husband of he year, a.k.a immigrant boy! I just smile and make believe I know what she is saying, then it happens those 3 words that have changed my experience forever, "go wash hands" as I get up to walk to the sink, being the mature 49 year old semi-confident women that I have become over the ears, I hear her say something in her native garb to the other co-workers, and they all break out in laughter..........WTF, is there something showing, is my fly down, do I have a booger, what? I just stood there thinking to myself, just pick a color, and get the hell out of here, I sit down and the girl says to me "you such a funny lady" and all the co-workers are nodding their heads saying, Ha ha funny lady over and over again! There really is no moral to my madness, just experiences that I am convinced that are part of some reality show that I will soon abet paid for............. No one could make this stuff up"..............until next time