That it is, a Monday for sure. I went to bed last night feeling pretty good about the week ahead, working a few days, starting yet another diet, and jumping into some projects that I have wanted to get done for quite some time. Alarm goes off, I get up to wake the spawns for school, and what from my wondrous eyes appear but son #4's bright red cheeks staring me in the face. I though, no dear god please don't do this to me, but alas it was true, baby spawn had 102 temp. So there being the mother of the year that I am, I went into my bathroom and screamed in the shower, that of course had already turned cold! Got #1 and #2 out the door, except #2 was still telling me what a terrible mother I am because he only has 2 pair of khaki's from American Eagle.............oh shit #2 I'm sorry that you only have 2 pair of pants at 72.50 a piece, while I stand there in a tee shirt and sweatpants that I have had since I was preg with #1. So I did what any other mother would do to start there kid's day off right, I gave him the finger and slammed the door!
Called the DR. about 3500 times because it was busy, then finally got a recording saying to leave a message all asst. were busy! Son #3 was fighting me tooth and nail about going to school, let me preface this by saying for those of you who don't know # 3 son has Down Syndrome, and is smarter than any of my other spawns, hands down! So as I am dragging him to the bus stop in my oh so pretty attire, he trips and falls and I as graceful as a ton of bricks fall on top of him, those that live near me, "No that was not APG testing bombs" that was me in all my glory sprawled out at my front door. The crying has begun (him not me) and he proceeds to cry so hard that he throws up all over himself!!!!!! Meanwhile I'm just trying not to pee in my pants because I'm laughing at myself to hard!
Off to the Dr now.......................will continue the saga when I get back!
As always, no one can make this shit up!
Oh and Mom, I checked my spelling, thanks (B--ch!) have a nice day
Didn't want you to have no comments so here you go... Great post, thx for clearing up the big boomers....thought they were louder than usual ;) hope everyone is feeling better!
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Thanks for the laugh! It made me a little nostalgic to think back to the days when my kids were young and the chaos that sometimes created, now they're grown and gone. We went a little nuts and replaced them with 4 cats and 2 dogs. Can't wait to read more blogs.
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